Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The Oakland Outlaws vs Port City Roller Girls

League: B.ay A.rea D.erby Girls and Port City Roller Girls
Teams: Oakland Outlaws and Rough and Ready Betties
Date: March 21st, 2009
Time: 8:00 pm
Location: San Joaquin County Fairgrounds Bldg#1 1658 South Airport Way Stockton, CA

B.A.D.G.'s home team the Oakland Outlaws will be playing Port City's Rough and Ready Betties in Stockton next weekend.

I don't think a Port City team and a B.A.D. team have ever squared off against each other before. In fact, I am sad to say that I don't know enough about Stockton to write an accurate write-up.

Here's what I do know:

This is Port City's home opener. They don't lose much at home, if at all.
They have a pretty well known 1-2 punch in the jammer rotation in skaters 2Quik and Jamn Jewlz. Other longtime and notable players are Vin "Spin" Dekate, Na-cho Mama, Hott Sake, Sidney Vicious, and Slamher Time. I am unaware of who will be in the line-up. If any Port City players wanna comment and leave more detail, be my guest.

On the other hand, I know Oakland very well :) This game marks the season debut for Burly Bot (formerly Grr Lee Burly) and Lemmy Chokeya who were not rostered for the Oakland home opener last month. The jammers for this team will most certainly include a solid rotation from Burly, Jane Hammer, and Killer Vee (who sucks.).

Speaking of debuts, two Outlaw rookies will be playing in their first team bout that night. Billie Bones and Sharon Needles.

In addition, the roster includes veteran blockers: Jennacologist, La Chica Mala, Flash Morgan, Brick Shields, Sinnacent, Lady Kiss Off, Taxi Scab, and Roughhouse Rhonda. Bench captains for Oakland are Polly Puredread and Chesty Gillespie.

I wish I could provide more of my valuable, timeless, and near perfect insight (har har), I really don't know what to say about this bout. These teams have never met and from what I can tell, have no games against a similar team to compare. But...all I can say is "GO OAKLAND!"

-Killer Vee


Lulu Lockjaw said...

I fell in love with Evil Angel from Port City when I saw them play Silicon Valley last season.

I try to be objective, but I'm rooting for Oakland!

And VEE, you do NOT suck! I am so proud of your jamming!

rollella said...

killer vee does NOT suck, everybody. don't let that think facade of self-deprecation fool you. this jammer rocks.

NorthernCaliforniaDerby said...

I am trying to be as unbiased as possible! I'm not going to post and brag about myself!

nocklebeast said...

I didn't know that girls were 'allowed' to change their names. I like how Burly Bot's old name fell trippingly off the tongue. It was certainly fun to yell her name really loud at Nationals, like "Go GrrLeeeeee Burleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

But I guess simply "Go Burleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" will work just fine too.

Steven said...

Ha Ha Ha!
Just to let you know how much Vee "sucks". She scored 69 of Oakland's 123 points last bout, that's better than half of Oakland's points. That's generally considered awesome, Killer (She Who Sucks) Vee. ;)
BADG Statistician

Killer Vee said...

Pshaw. Now that Burly is back I'm just going to fade away.

Taxi Scab said...

Vee knows she doesn't suck. I mean, come on.

Yay! for Burly and Lemme being back!

Yi-Nan said...

I believe Port City now also has Mommacherry (formerly Rat City).

D. Enforcer said...

Mama Cherry is skating with Sacred now.
Watching Killer V Jam is one of the most beautiful things I've seen. She approaches the pack and knows exactly what the blockers are going to do...and avoids them.
I also believe she got lead Jam ever time she jammed against ShEvil Dead.
She was an inspiration to watch, but I'll be ready for you on Monday!
D. Enforcer